Ready to become a Goon? Click Yes!
Alright, listen up. I can’t log in right now—don’t ask why, don’t ask how. Just know this: I still got scores to settle and names to cross out. That means I need hands. Quick ones. Dirty ones. Yours.
Apply now. If you’re in, you get 3 Xanax a week just for bein’ available when I call. Not bad for sittin’ pretty, huh?
When I hit your button, you move. No questions. No excuses. Each hit’s 50k in your pocket. Do 10? That’s half a mil. Stay on call all week? You’re lookin' at 2.4 mil in your stash—plus the meds.
But hear this and hear it clear: when I press your name, you better move like a shadow. No delays. No maybes. I don’t knock twice.
